DELUXE GREETING CARDS | TWISTED WARES -

MAKE THIS BIRTHDAY YOUR BITCH
MAKE THIS BIRTHDAY YOUR BITCH
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS DRINK ALONE
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS DRINK ALONE

Message Inside: HBD

YOU'RE PRETTY F*CKING AWESOME!
YOU'RE PRETTY F*CKING AWESOME!
NOW THIS CARD MATCHES YOUR HAIR
NOW THIS CARD MATCHES YOUR HAIR

Message Inside: Happy Birthday!

I GOT YOU THE BEST GIFT
I GOT YOU THE BEST GIFT

Message Inside: Happy Birthday!

HAPPY 29th BIRTHDAY
HAPPY 29th BIRTHDAY
YOUR GIFT IS IN MY AMAZON CART
YOUR GIFT IS IN MY AMAZON CART

Message Inside: I didn't check out, but the effort was made.

MONEY CAN'T BUY HAPPINESS
MONEY CAN'T BUY HAPPINESS
IN WINE YEARS
IN WINE YEARS

Message Inside: Happy Birthday!

OBLIGATORY BIRTHDAY CARD
OBLIGATORY BIRTHDAY CARD
TOOT MY OWN HORN
TOOT MY OWN HORN

Message Inside: I remembered your birthday!

HAVE FUN ON YOUR BIRTHDAY
HAVE FUN ON YOUR BIRTHDAY

Message Inside: After all, somebody has to set a bad example.

POUR CHOICES
POUR CHOICES
CONDOMS PREVENT BIRTHDAYS
CONDOMS PREVENT BIRTHDAYS

Message Inside: Happy Birthday!

SURPRISE DRUG TESTS
SURPRISE DRUG TESTS

Message Inside: Happy Birthday!

HAVE A DOPE BIRTHDAY
HAVE A DOPE BIRTHDAY
ANOTHER BIRTHDAY? FFFF
ANOTHER BIRTHDAY? FFFF

Message Inside: Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck

I'M THE FUNNY ONE
I'M THE FUNNY ONE
WE HATE THE SAME THINGS
WE HATE THE SAME THINGS
I'D HIT THAT
I'D HIT THAT
DRINK UP BITCHES
DRINK UP BITCHES
WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS
WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS
FFFF
FFFF
FRESH OUT OF FS
FRESH OUT OF FS
YOU'RE FABULOUS
YOU'RE FABULOUS
YOU'RE FABULOUS
YOU'RE FABULOUS